I'm again sorry for ranting about the hot mess that is my life right now.
It was a whole bunch of ...
Today, I will again try to talk about gummy bears and fluffy puppies (not that whiny kittens aren't cute... and hilarious). My sister(s?) attacked my bathroom with toilet paper and ugly pictures of Jennifer and myself. I woke up around 11, rolled out of bed, opened the door and BAM! T.P. in my face. It was cute... I guess.
April Fools is one of those "holidays" I never get... I mean, I can always play pranks on people. I've taken the GLORY for many known pranks such as the evil, convoluted plot against Justin a few months ago. But, pranks always have a downfall. No matter how hilarious or cruel, there's always going to be a negative side effect to your coldhearted-ness (good English usage, Caitlyn). For me, it was practically losing my best friend for a few months. Maybe I shouldn't prank again?
But I get it. April Fools is a day made so people can give into their evil, beastly desires and say or do that ONE THING that they've always wanted to. You always have the excuse of "oh... april fools!" I mean, that's how one of my boyfriends threw it out there that he wanted to break up....
Him: I've been thinking... we need to talk.
Me: Umm... okay?
Him: I don't think this is working out.
Me:.........What?
Him: I just don't really feel it any more.
Me: Wow... are you breaking up with me?
Him: ........APRIL FOOLS! Heh...heh...heeeeh....
Sure enough, two days later... I got a phone call and things were actually over. CUTE!
OH! and I've had those moments when you want to tell the guy friend you like that you've liked him foreeeevaaahhh. Testing the waters is always okay on April Fools Day!
You: Hey, (Name). I've been thinking a lot and
I think I just need to be hoonesssttt witchu.
Him: Yeah? Afterwards we can go (insert "friendly" activity)
You: Ummm... okay. But I think I like you.
Him: *cold, deep, gut-wrenching silence*
You: ........APRIL FOOLS! Heh...heh...heeeeh...
You know what? I take it back. I like April Fools. It gives me a way out... an opportunity that I wouldn't have had otherwise.
Alrighty, that's my two cents on this subject. I'm off to pack for STANFORD and maybe do some shopping before my flight tonight. Have an amazing day... I mean when you wake up to SNOW-LOOKING ICE ON THE GROUND in LOS ANGELES... what isn't there to love?
